slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

(via palmist)

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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(via supnoah)

A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
Irish Proverb (via basillico)

(Source: iheartloons, via guy)


5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

(via lloveyou)

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

(via lloveyou)

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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